My Daily Twitter Conversation

by Jayne Johnson on February 7, 2010

  • Dropped a small wallet with money, etc. in parking lot - I'm saying thank you & God bless you to the honest man who turned it in! #
  • RT @angels510: ༄✿༄ A woman's best accessories: smile on her face; love in her heart & an unwavering confidence. ༄✿༄ #
  • RT @ShipsofSong: For you are the master of the greatest force in all in all of existence, Consciousness. #
  • To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior." -RIta Rudner #
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. -RIta Rudner #
  • Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. -Steven Wright #
  • I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -Steven Wright #
  • I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. -Steven Wright #
  • I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -Steven Wright #
  • Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin #
  • Sweet Venus aligns with your key planet Neptune today, turning... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=12 #
  • RT @100KAMONTH "Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes." ~William Wister Haines #

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